Yours Cruelly, Elvira, Cassandra Peterson
Yours Cruelly, Elvira, Cassandra Peterson
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Yours Cruelly, Elvira
Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

Bestseller

Author: Cassandra Peterson

Narrator: Cassandra Peterson

Unabridged: 10 hr 42 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 09/21/2021

Includes: Bonus Material Bonus Material Included


Synopsis

The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story filled with intimate bombshells—told by the bombshell herself.  On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35% of her body, and the prognosis wasn't good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra built model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula, and idolized Vincent Price. Due to a complicated relationship with her mother, Cassandra left home at 14, and by age 17 she was performing at the famed Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas. Run-ins with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., and Tom Jones helped her grow up fast. Then a chance encounter with her idol Elvis Presley, changed the course of her life forever, and led her to Europe where she worked in film and traveled Italy as lead singer of an Italian pop band. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she joined the famed comedy improv group, The Groundlings, and worked alongside Phil Hartman and Paul "Pee-wee" Reubens, honing her comedic skills. Nearing age 30, a struggling actress considered past her prime, she auditioned at local LA channel KHJ as hostess for the late night vintage horror movies. Cassandra improvised, made the role her own, and got the job on the spot. Yours Cruelly, Elvira is an unforgettably wild memoir. Cassandra doesn't shy away from revealing exactly who she is and how she overcame seemingly insurmountable odds. Always original and sometimes outrageous, her story is loaded with twists, travails, revelry, and downright shocking experiences. It is the candid, often funny, and sometimes heart-breaking tale of a Midwest farm girl's long strange trip to become the world's sexiest, sassiest Halloween icon. Instant New York Times Bestseller, Los Angeles Times Bestseller, USA Today Bestseller, Publishers Weekly BestsellerA New York Times Best Books to Give This Season selection

Reviews

Goodreads review by Justin on September 27, 2021

Celebrity memoirs aren't typically my thing, but ELVIRA!!! Her campy affection for B-horror schlock, self-aware humor and sassy attitude is an inspiration to us all. And that cleavage. WOW! I couldn't pre-order fast enough and devoured the whole thing in less than a week. Unlike other memoirs, which t......more

Goodreads review by Michael on October 23, 2021

When I was a kid, I knew who Elvira was in a peripheral sense...kind of like Svengoolie. I knew they were both big news during the Halloween season, and that they had funny but corny shticks. I think I was also aware that Elvira had bigger breasts than Svengoolie. Then, I was a teenager...reading ho......more

Goodreads review by Howard on December 17, 2021

5 Stars for Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark (audiobook) by Cassandra Peterson read by the author. I’m really glad that I ran across this book. I remember watching and enjoying the Elvira Mistress of the Dark movies when I was growing up. I thought the character was great.......more

Goodreads review by Becky on December 20, 2021

Three words that describe this book: conversational, compelling, empowering Any person who is even loosely connected to horror needs to read this. Anyone who has any fond memories of Elvira needs to read this. And any woman should read this. It is a very honest and empowering story of a woman who di......more

Goodreads review by Tabitha on October 01, 2021

I wish I had been able to read more about her rather than the famous people she’s met (and how most of which wanted to bang her). I stand behind her as a sexual abuse survivor, but hated that the book focused more around name dropping other celebrities that have passed through her life rather than i......more