100 Animals That Can Fcking End You, Mamadou Ndiaye
100 Animals That Can Fcking End You, Mamadou Ndiaye
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100 Animals That Can F*cking End You

Author: Mamadou Ndiaye

Narrator: Mamadou Ndiaye

Unabridged: 2 hr 52 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Voracious

Published: 07/05/2022

Categories: Nonfiction, Nature, Animals, Humor


Synopsis

A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star. Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.
 
100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:
 
• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink

You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.

This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Lexi on July 25, 2022

Mamadou Ndiaye is incredible! If you are lucky enough to get a physical and audio copy of this book, he narrates it himself- meaning you get all the personality of his TikTok account AND cool pictures of the animals. I can't wait to see what he does next!......more

Goodreads review by Cav on December 13, 2022

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You was a fun short read. Most of the books I read tend to be a bit on the heavy side, and it's nice to change things up a bit once and a while with a title like this. Author Mamadou Ndiayeuploaded a video During the Covid lockdowns in 2020 about the antlered Grim Re......more