Quotes
"Mike Birbiglia and
Jen Stein are the best collaborators since Emily Dickinson teamed up with her
long-winded comedian friend. I'm joking because I cannot express how much this
book affected me and how many times it made me cry."—John Mulaney, comedian
"Mike Birbiglia & J. Hope Stein have
written the seminal parenting tome--side-splittingly funny from the first word
to the last delicious bite. It's a page-turner, wise and wise-assed, the comic
hit of the year. Whether you've been a parent or ever had one: you'll love this
knockout!"—Mary Karr, authorof The Liars' Club, Cherry, and Lit
"Life is not the same after having
children. It's delusional to pretend otherwise. But Mike Birbiglia and J. Hope
Stein have not only survived, they're making their most hilarious and truthful art
yet. This book might save your best friend's life."—Lin-Manuel Miranda, PulitzerPrize Winning writer of Hamilton
"This is a brilliant, funny, big-hearted version
of he-said, she-said. Birbiglia and Stein trade jokes and poems and splendid
storytelling about their roundabout stumble into parenthood. It's hilarious,
humane, often beautiful, and absolutely captivating."—Susan Orlean, staff writer at The New Yorker and New York Times bestselling author of The Library Book
"The genius of this book is that Mike Birbiglia and J. Hope Stein have invented a totally new form. He tells incredibly funny stories. She gives a gorgeous, epic view of the same events, in poetry (she's a published poet who's been in The New Yorker). It's about what they went through together, not wanting to have kids, and then having kids, through these two very different lenses. Their diabolical writing trick: sometimes she delivers the laughs and he delivers the feelings."—Ira Glass, host of Public Radio's This American Life
"Fusing good humor and raw honesty with selections from
Stein's evocative poetry, Birbiglia narrates his journey into
parenting...Hilarious, relatable, cringeworthy, and effortlessly
entertaining."—Kirkus (starred review)
"In
a 'town where everyone is pretending to be happy and pretending to be in good
marriage and pretending to be in a nice house' it takes a poet and a comedian
to tell us the truth. What is this truth? That we are lost, but trying to find
ourselves, that we are awkward but long for grace, we are cruel but delight at
the slightest drop of tenderness. This book is hilarious because it shows us a
mirror that doesn't lie. It sings because words give delight in each simplest
moment. Imagine Groucho Marx and Jane Kenyon sit at the kitchen table and
compose a book of days. When nothing else helps, it is a sense of humor and a
beautiful song that will get us through."—Ilya Kaminsky, author of Deaf Republic and Dancing in Odessa
"I wish I had read The New One before having a kid. Mike confronts parenthood with the kind of devastating honesty that can't help but be funny, and Jen's poems capture what prose can't. In a better world, this book would be sold with every pregnancy test in America."—Bess Kalb, author of Nobody WillTell You This But Me
"If The New One on Broadway is a raucous, tumbling tour through the many roomed house that is Mike and Jen's journey into parenthood, then this book is a long, cozy weekend inside the home. Mike makes you coffee and settles in to tell his story at a wonderfully readable pace, bringing detail and nuance impossible to contain in the stage show. Jen's poetry is the big stunner, an outrageous treasure casually presented, emeralds strewn amongst crumbs across the kitchen table, a string of pearls hanging on a doorknob."—Jacqueline Novak, author of How to Weep in Public
"Expanded from his one-man show of the same name (and including poetry by
his wife), comedian Birbiglia's rueful, hilarious take on new
parenthood is a treat."—People
