Audiobooks In The Man Cave

Men want their special manly places. They understand that they can’t have tree-houses anymore, what with the weight and the aging knees etc, but if they can have a garage, shed or basement to ourselves, they are happy.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, take a look here:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Man-Cave

What to listen to while sawing, drilling, assembling and cursing? Why, a how-to book, of course. And, since someone else is telling you about it, it doesn’t have to be practical. How about a tin canoe?

https://www.audiobooksnow.com/#!p=details&id=103276

“Robb White knows everything there is to know about getting on the water and staying there as long as you possibly can. While still a young boy, he built his first boat, hewn from the tin roof of an abandoned chicken coop.”

Manly enough?

Audiobooks At the Gym

Exercising at the gym mostly consists of doing repetitive motions for periods that are longer than we’d like, right? And usually in a place where the décor is industrial. Walking on a treadmill or riding an elliptical bike involve pretending to be on a journey, except that the view doesn’t change – and it wasn’t much of a view to begin with!

Audiobooks are great for two things. First of all, a good workout book helps with motivation, and motivation isn’t always strong for many of us. Secondly, a well-read story transports us from our actual, mundane situation to somewhere in our mind. Seattle PI discusses the value of a good narrator, with a wide variety of suggestions (not all, it should be said, manly in taste):

http://blog.seattlepi.com/happilyevenafter/2012/01/26/the-ultimate-motivation-for-working-out-audiobooks/

Julia Sweeney (who I shall assume is not anyone’s dad)  has a fine piece in the Guardian about audiobooks and the treadmill:

“I own a treadmill. My treadmill goal is simple: burn 500 calories. To do this, I need to be on the treadmill for one hour; 60 eternity-long minutes. And then I have to do it again and again, four or five times a week, every week.”

Her recommendation is audiobooks – in her case, about Keith Richards!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jul/01/treadmill-exercise-audiobooks

Non-Fiction

Kids don’t just read fiction. Indeed, older boys often abandon stories completely in favor of fact-based reading. Non fiction covers most of the subjects that adults are interested in – history, biography, even self-help.

Again, many excellent non-fiction books aren’t available as audiobooks. In some cases, the reason for this is obvious – as in Canadian author/illustrator Bill Slavin’s marvelous “How Things are made” book Transformed.

This time we’ve selected an audiobook about Habitat for Humanity, the charitable group that builds houses for needy people, with the future owners taking part in the building process – David Rubel’s “If I had a Hammer

Pete Seeger says of this book, “This is an inspiring book, telling how ideas starting on a little farm in Georgia have grown to a worldwide movement bringing people together.”

Classics

There’s no end to the list of older books, beloved by generations of readers. You’ll see them listed – Charlotte’s Web and Anne of Green Gables, Peter Pan and A Wrinkle in Time.

Since there are so many, why don’t I simply recommend my own favorite children’s book of all time, Kenneth Grahame’s “The Wind in the Willows”.

Long-ish at seven hours – that’s a vacation car trip across country – this tale of Ratty and Mole, and the outrageous Mr. Toad will make the time go by quickly.

Audiobooks For Young Adults

Books written for the middle school years (and a little beyond) are classed as YA (for Young Adult). This is a category that has grown in recent years with the understanding that there was a gap between reading books about plucky twelve year olds and the mainstream of books for adults. Here is a ‘top ten’ selection that will give you plenty of ideas.

In particular let’s look at Marcus Zusak’s  “The Book Thief”. Set during World War II in Germany, the novel is the story of Liesel Meminger, a foster girl living outside of Munich. She shares stolen books with her neighbors during bombing raids as well as with the Jewish man hidden in her basement before he is marched to Dachau. It’s long – eight CDs – but critically lauded.

Audiobooks for Middle Graders

This age group is – nominally – nine to twelve, but in practice, bright younger children can enjoy Middle Grade books, as can adults.

Many excellent MG books aren’t available as audiobooks, alas. So, you’ll have to invent your own funny voices and flying machine noise in Howard Whitehouse’s hilarious “Mad Misadventures” series, set in Victorian England:

Our recommendation for an audiobook is Neil Gaiman’s wonderfully creepy, yet touching Graveyard Book, about a living boy raised by the ghostly residents of a cemetery. There’s a lot to this story about bravery and loyalty – it’s not just a horror tale!

Audiobooks for Young Listeners:

The pre-school and early elementary school years are usually associated with picture books – usually 32 pages long, less than a thousand words (far less, for the youngest kids) and full of colorful pictures. How does that connect with a listening experience?

Well – it’s different!

One classic beloved by young children is the story of Paddington Bear. Not too long for little kids – 2hrs and 39 minutes – it’s a classic, read by the wonderful Stephen Fry.

Love and Relationships

In ‘Bridget Jones’ Diary’ the hapless heroine devotes far, far too much time and energy to self-help books. The topic of love – finding it, nurturing it, keeping it and what to do when it has gone – is a keystone of the self-help shelves of any bookshop. The queen of relationship advice is, of course, Oprah Winfrey, so it’s to Oprah’s own site we go for a thoughtful  but accessible piece on “Overcoming Barriers to Intimacy in Romantic relationships”.

http://www.oprah.com/relationships/Overcoming-Barriers-to-Intimacy-in-Romantic-Relationships

Your Career

How many of us have reached the dazzling heights of success we imagined we’d enjoy when we were starting out? Not many – even if that’s because we had unreasonable expectations and and unreachable dreams. We’ve had jobs we hated, or had no future. We got passed over for promotions. We applied for better jobs – and were disappointed when that rejection letter arrived.

If you already have a job, and are (reasonably) happy with the company or organization you work for, it’s a great idea to show your employers how terrific you are – they may not have noticed! In “How to Impress Your Boss” IT guy Ben Brumm gives some terrific advice.

http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/how-to-impress-your-boss

Figure out your boss’s own goals, be positive and a leader, help the team – and, most of all, “Do great work.”

Your Outer Being

Let’s face it, none of us is perfect, and the time we are most aware of that fact is often when we look into a mirror. In a world where beautiful people are apparently everywhere (even if it’s on television of magazine covers rather in our day-to-day life) it’s easy to be self-critical.

Fitness is a key issue for many people. Whether it’s for better health or a better appearance, we understand that exercise is crucial. And if we already knew how to start an effective exercise regime, we’d be doing it already, right? Since we don’t we look for pointers to get started. Some are short, sensible articles like this one – 3 Things Every Exercise Program Should Have

http://www.healthdiscovery.net/articles/3things_every_exercise.htm

But articles on websites and monthly magazines tend to be brief . Many people want more detail. The Audiobooks Now site offers many choices here – the popular Denise Austin offers a specific 21 day program here:

https://www.audiobooksnow.com/#!p=details&id=129395

The Audiobook format is, of course, ideal for fitness-oriented topics since you can work out while listening rather than simply reading a traditional book.

Closely related to exercise is diet and nutrition. You can’t get fitter if you live on chocolate cake and candy. There are a million articles on aspects of nutrition – take this one, for example, on good and bad fats:

http://www.everydayhealth.com/diet-nutrition/good-fats-and-bad-fats.aspx

Like most effective self-help articles, it doesn’t dwell on the chemistry of food science, but comes with specific tips that the reader can use right away. That’s a key element in providing information – it has to be immediately practical.

At the same time, merely eating better won’t tone your body or help your heartrate. And owning the books won’t do anything, if all you do is own books!